"Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"
~ Abraham Lincoln's Mom
"I realize strained plums are your favorite, Barney, but you're starting to look a little purple!"
~ Barney's Mom
"I'm not upset the you lamb followed you to school, Mary, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you!"
~ Mary's Mom
"It's a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much the insurance will be!"
~ Batman's Mom
"I've got a bill here for a busted chair from the bear family. You know anything about this Goldie?"
~ Goldilock's Mom
"Well, all I've got to say is if you don't get of your tuffet and start cleaning your room, there'll be a lot more spiders around here!"
~ Little Miss Muffet's Mom
"But, Albert, it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something....?"
~ Albert Einstein's Mom
"The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"
~ George Washington's Mom
"That's a nice story, but now tell me where you've really been for the past 3 days!"
~ Jonah's Mom
"Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and we've decided you can have your own telephone line. Now will you quit spending so much time in all those phone booths!"
~ Superman's Mom
"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb, dear. Now turn off that light and get to bed!"
~ Thomas Alva Edison's Mom