Things Mom Would Never Say To Her Kids
- You should let your hair grow I would love to make their ponytail!
- Why do not you miss your school today there is a match on TV!
- How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back!
- Yeah, I feel proud to admit that I too used to skip school a lot!
- You should just leave all the lights on...it makes the house look more cheery!
- I have checked your shirt by smelling it you can wear it. It is good for another week!
- Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I would be glad to feed and take him for a walk every day!
- Well, if Sonnys mom says it's OK, that's good enough for me!
- I do not have a tissue with me...you just use your sleeve to wipe your running nose!
- Just do not bother wearing a jacket; honey the wind-chill is bound to improve!




