The mothers have their own world, which is really special in the sense that it is filled with various feelings and emotions like love, care, tenderness and even worry about their kids. In their special world the mothers have their own dictionary also, which may appear a little odd to others but mothers from each corner of the world are capable of not only understanding as but at the same time also using the words contained in that special dictionary. You can also go through it
An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 AM too.
What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the
children play outside.
How teething babies wash their chins.
One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep
you on the edge of financial disaster
The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained
What you call your child when you're mad at him.
The people who think your children are wonderful even though
they're sure you're not raising them right.
What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word
A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid
How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we
What it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it.
When your life was still somewhat your own.
A contradiction in terms.
A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry
shoes into it.
A child who is more talented than yours.
What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your
last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that
children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything
What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children.
Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those
familiar grunting noises.
Able to whine in words
None of the kids that live in your house.
An exclamation that translates roughly into "get a sponge."
MOTHERS DAY HUMOR